WEIRD VALENTINES DAY GIFTS FOR THE NUTBALL IN YOUR LIFE:
Tired of chocolates and flowers? Here are some Valentines Day ideas a little bit more on the unusual side…
Selfie Toaster: A toaster that burns a pic of your smiling face onto every piece of toast they eat for the rest of their lives. $85
Sexy Fanny Pack: A fanny pack made to look like a pair of skimpy jean shorts. Yes, they made fanny packs SEXIER!! $13
Chocolate Wine: Both chocolate and wine are popular Val. Day gifts…isn’t it much more efficient when they’re combined?
“You Rock” Candle: Show him or her how much they rock with this red candle in the shape of a hand giving the headbanger’s “devil horn” salute. $40
Remote-controlled bidet: A perfect way to make a big “splash” on Valentines Day. $1,100 (probably not a great first date idea)
“Wine is My Valentine” sleep shirt: That’s what it says. $33